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How do you get a chicken to sit on your can of beer and do a poo?

Looking for a member in the deepest Punjabi. Who first looked at chicken poo and thought of putting it in beer?

Frayed knot?

Feet.

Are there any things that we don't have words for? What are they?

What would Elgar's music sound like if somebody ate half of all his Quavers?

Hava nagila, Hava nagila, Hava nagila, Ve' Nismecha.

Have Juve won any games recently?

Why do I always put my earphones in, and only after 5 minutes realise that I am not listening to anything?

What would have happened to China if Marco Polo had never visited? And what of beef Chow Mein?

Green grow the rashes, O

I have the Qur'an on my kindle, should I, therefore, put it on the highest place in the room?

Someone told me today that the former Celtic and Rupublic of Ireland goalie, Packie Bonner was the son of a Pakistan officer, and learnt to play football there on elephant back: Is that true?

True. More information than needed.

If you knew there was money in a pile of human shit, what would you do? How much money would it take to tempt you to get it out using your bare hands?

Not true. The point is no matter whether their ethnic heritage is Chinese, African, South American, European, etc. in a generation they look alike.

Why do so many American girls look the same, regardless of racial background? It is very easy to spot an American girl: Why?

Ah, it’s the way you tell 'em! Thenk ye.

Man has a look in the bakers window, then enters the shop he says to the baker " Is that a doughnut, or a merangue ? " " No " says the Baker " Ye wur right the first time, its a doughnut" I've never got this joke?