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  1. ancelotti

    Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread)

    Students Letter to Dad: Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. The Reply...
  2. ancelotti

    Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread)

    Peter walked up to his teacher's desk, holding a report card with a big red F. "If I were you," said Peter, "I would change this while you still can." "Why is that?" asked the teacher. "Because my daddy told me that if I brought home one more failing report card, someone was going to...
  3. ancelotti

    Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread)

    Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."...
  4. ancelotti

    Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread)

    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was...