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I've not done any of those hurrah i'm not a bastard!

that ones quality alright :D

hmmph what do you take me for, some kind of psycho-alcoholic? :eek:

it IS! :D er..oh yeah..um..I..er...conveniently forgot. You glory hunting sod you just wanted to see your name there admit it :boxing:;)

no..really! its a quality tune :p

you're missing out :D

try it ;)

cisco kid - pizzaman :howler:

yeah :D

:D did you know thats been made into a dance track? :howler:

One day Adam & Eve were making love in the Garden of Eden. After they were finished, Adam was relaxing when God came into the garden. He sat beside Adam & they talked for awhile. Adam said, "You know, God, Eve & I just finished making love, and I want to tell you how great it is! I think sex...

more sick jokes on their way so hang tight :D

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A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was. He replies, 'I had sex with my teacher today.' 'Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!', says the mom. Awhile later the father comes home and the mom says, 'Go up to your son's room and...

"Most Embarrassing Moments" This actually happened at Harvard University in October 2000, in a biology class......... A Professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female raised her hand and asked " If I understand correctly, you're saying there is a lot of...

no I hadn't :) here's one I borrowed :D A man is visting his wife who is in the hospital, in a coma. He starts to rub her left breast, and notices that she sighs. He runs out of the room excited, and tells the doctor. The doctor tells him to try touching her right breast. He goes back...

:howler: excellent start :D

go on then ;) or I'll post my dreaded sickening Michael jackson jokes again :eek:

:D:p can you do any better? ;)

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who yeah thats him have you heard this joke before :rolleyes: