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Where is Donny Balls? Where is Burke? Where is River?
Maybe Nick's conspiracy theory would suggest that these three are really the same person ----- ANDY!!!!!!
TERROR ON MY DOORSTEP:
The doorbell rings. I open the door. What evil awaits me on the other side? A giant pair of Albanian balls with a trail of shattered lawn chairs in its wake.
Andy, I saw Bowling for Columbine and thought it was excellent. You can probably catch it on HBO or another movie channel if you don't want to pay for it, but it is worth looking at.