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  1. The Pado

    Juventuz Popularity Contest

    Right! And the IOC has requested that if I am going to go around tossing my caber that I please not wear a kilt.
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    I don't know what a caber is, but why toss it when I can make love to it?:D
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    Bodyboard? Sounds cool. I can pole vault with my *****. If I had some Viagra, I could make the olympic team.
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    Right Andy, only one problem with that - as much as I love the surf --- I suck!
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    I love Hibs - they are the Celtic of Edinburgh. Meet me at Easter Road at half past nine and I'll thrash ya within an inch of yer life, matey.
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    Obviously the man has a taste for single malt Scotch, and not that Blended crap that is Jack Daniels. Hi Rio.
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    So, who is the president of beers?
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    I know Don, but during the off-season I don't have as much Juve to talk about as during the season. Also very busy. We moved the office over the weekend and have been setting up the new space. It looks great!
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    River rates me!! Who loves ya, baby? Good point -- the new (current) threads do indeed suck, so smart play reviving the old stuff.
  10. The Pado

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    Well, a famous Porno Movie star is more accurate :D
  11. The Pado

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    Thanks, Arif :cool:
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    Don Bes, are you from Albania or Kosovo? Or somewhere else that I didn't even think of?
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    No sir, I don't know. But, I would like to.
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    Triplets! Man, you really are Ricky Ricardo.
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    Yeah, the Barbie twins pulled that crap on me a few years ago. I though I nailed them both, but really I only nailed one, twice.
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    Olsen twins - not bad, but only both at same time
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    Sergio, I told you that you should never think of children or animals in sexual terms. Shame on you.
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    You rang??
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    I would vote Graham out, but he is stupid and pitiful. He goes around kicking himself in the bollocks. So, I'm leaving it up to you, ya bastard.
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    Vil, you wanking gorilla, change your sig or be voted out of Sheepland. Forever.