Search results

  1. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    Yes. It has been a fucked up season for Green Bay, but at last I can smile. Everybody needs an Aaron Rodgers.
  2. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    I just had to say, before kickoff, "The only way Chicago could possibly win this game is if we lose Aaron." God, I hate myself.
  3. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    I thought the Bears were frauds until they beat the Jets. They gave GB all they could handle all 3 times, but I still think Lovie is a loser and I hope he keeps his job. That Hanie dude at QB was ok. I just wonder what Brett Favre and his penis think of GB now.
  4. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    Andy, you hate 31 NFL teams. How do you rank which ones you hate the least?
  5. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    That Favre video is funny as shit. Danny Woodhead. That's not even a joke, I just think he's a really good player. I'd like to name my penis after him. :lol: :lol:
  6. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    And Shaun the Sheep even mucks about with things that cannot bleat.
  7. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    You know those 38 metres?
  8. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    I knew this black guy once. He said he was from Somalia, but I didn't believe him. I said all you black guys pretend you're from Chicago or Somalia. Then he showed me his 38 metre penis and I knew he wasn't from Chicago.
  9. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    We no fear your Mexicans. We fear your Salvadorans. They bad.
  10. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    Dru hates the Joooos, which is obligated to do as a true fan of the Goooos. But, as a Fan of the Knoooos, he hates the Celtics.
  11. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    Perry the Platypus
  12. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    Ronnie Lott
  13. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    Dilfer was not MVP of the Super Bowl, though he won the game and got the ring.
  14. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    I played on that Niggers team in '57, and I think O'Flannery was much better than the critics want to remember. We won 7 games that year, and without Darren, we might have not won any. The real problem with the '57 Niggers was the coach, Joey "Meatballs" Cappadicattzo. While we preparing for the...
  15. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    My tracking number is 021-3857636XZ67b
  16. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    Dru - are you still a the Calcutta Call Center? My Office Depot desk never arrived.
  17. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    Speaking of Vick, remember his fantastic Monday Night performance against the below average Redskins? The likes of Steve Young, Matt Millen, Trent Dilfer, etc. annointed Vick as the greatest ever and proclaimed the Eagles to now be "Unstoppable". All based on one great performance. ONE...
  18. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    I think you misunderstand me. I think Atlanta will win, but they would surely rather face Seattle than Green Bay. Nobody really wants to play Green Bay in the playoffs. We be BADASS.
  19. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    As long as we are listing things that feel good, I'll go: Sitting on my own toilet after a Mexican fiesta. Those coffee cans tend to cut into my ass cheeks.
  20. The Pado

    American NFL Football

    Just had Libero Tatti visiting for the weekend and his first taste of "gridiron" football was Green Bay v. Philadelphia. With Green Bay up 21-10, I said this game will go down to last minute, but we'll leave happy. I is genius. Atlanta must be pissed off. Number 1 seed and they get Green Bay...