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He's history at Arsenal too now.

Nicklas Bendtner 'dropped his pants and rubbed himself on my taxi' http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/13/nicklas-bendtner-accused-dropped-pants-taxi-driver-arsenal #daretobendtner

Suits me.

Will Bendtner get a medal?

He has a "mild case" of being an idiot and a shit footballer.

https://twitter.com/bendtnerb52/status/300949718052261889 always try your best. You can become what you want. Your mind makes the diffrence

Last night was the first time this season where the strikers have looked anything like a partnership.

Asa and Licht to return. Vucinic isn't fully over his illness. Bendtner favourite to start up front with Giovinco. Pepe continuing his recuperation. Didn't get the bit about Marchisio/Pogba. :boh:

Actually, make that Pepe-Bendtner-Vucinic. I'd forgotten about Pepe.

I'd like to see 4-3-3 with Giovinco-Bendtner-Vucinic up front tried.

I don't know. How do I tell if I'm a Bendtner?

What the fuck is a Bendtner?

You do if you're a Pirlo or a Chiellini. You don't if you're Bendtner.

I thought he looked skinny if anything.

It's like Adriano without the ability.