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The mini-totti throws himself on the doc's scalpel out of utter disgust!

:D

How 'bout "aaaaahhhhh!!! is that my mummy???" :D

Oops wait - that was the echo of the person before Totti! Hey, what's that? It looks like there's a mini-me growing inside Totti!! :eek:

but the echo shows something odd....

:D I already did - the story stopped!! :eek:

:D Don't worry - I didn't participate for a reason! It's not like I'd be able to get that intelligence level up anyway... :D

This thread lacks serious intelligence! :D

Then he continues: "Quickly, find out who that guy is for me, Francesco! I can't look stupid at the press conference!"

...518.649 Lazio hooligans.

"What? Does the pie-eating contest winner dare to talk to me? I challenge you for a duel! Tonight at sunset at the Colloseum. Choice of weapons is yours!!"

"I'll get you for that!", Totti starts pulling Montella's hair and scratching him with his nails while screaming with a high voice.

Let's! It's getting :yuck:

He's got a garden on his roof from where he could see Zoff coming around the corner in his car. :) The superhero's are more of a reason to pick on I think! :D

"What are you doing here? You can't fly!! I'm falling of a rooftop here you amateur!!"

"One, two, JUMP!!!!! OH NO! I'm in my roofgarden! HELP! SPIDERMAN!"

I have to get out of here! I used to be able to jump quite far at ballet class when I was a child, maybe I can make it over the...

"OH NO! I know that car coming around the corner, it's..."