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A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually.

Did you hear about when Bob Ross was having sex with his wife? The condom broke and he ended up making a happy little mistake accident

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What did the penis say to the condom? “Cover me, I’m going in!”

A blonde, out for a walk, comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river, then down the river, then shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them." A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and...

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!" 1619558691 As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her...

bro I really like your sarcasm and as well as your posts , read them once and would like to read them again,

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson: "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's...

I have some jokes about unemployment Oh wait none of them work

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