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Ah shit, goal machine broken

I'm the last person who needs reminding to respect a Uruguayan :grin:

@Bianconero81 relevant stat 1713168906 There is this I found, also. I believe he's currently on 18 apps this season all comps

Wouldn't get a game at Celtic.

Currently on 15 serie a apps, 0 goals 1711963591 Osvaldo got 3 in 18 all comps

Anybody still wanting to argue that Kean is useful in any way at all? Thing is that he obviously applies himself and trains like a Serie A player. His physique shows that. He just doesn't have what it takes to make it at a top level. Can't believe the clubs he's played for and the money he's...

Zero goals :lol: It's almost April :lol:

You talk to like that again, little man and I'll suck your balls. So just watch it

I was trying to be optimistic. I think I'm maybe the person who rates him the lowest of all Tuz. Genuinely terrible. Worse than Marco Motta.

Can't stand this guy. But let's have him suddenly turn into a beast and embarrass the fascists pls

Let me stop you right there

Wait, this guy will have played for Juventus, PSG and now Atletico Madrid? Incredible. Frank Abignale would be proud

If he goes the rest of the season without a goal, will he be the first first-team Juve striker to do so? Answer: no not quite. (only checked back to 09-10 season) Bendtner 0 goals in 11 total apps Anelka 0 goals in 6 total apps Kaio 0 goals in 11 total apps 21-22 Amauri 3 goals in 16 total...

His production is awful in the time he is given. 16 shots and 8 "key passes" in 15 total appearances. 1705841663 2.4 shots per 90 minutes

12 appearances this year. 0 goals, 0 assists.

Can we not spend another 10 pages being really original and funny and calling each other 'throaters' please?

Incredible tonight

Let me stop you right there 1698071033 So he's a good athlete but a terrible footballer? Agreed

Nice highlight from Kean. @ me when he finally scores a goal

Our worst 1st team player. What a fucking goober. Muscular but not strong. A striker who doesn't know how to score. A shark with no teeth. He offers literally nothing. Not good enough even for 3rd choice striker. I would genuinely rather see McKennie start at CF. With the hussle and the...