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And then he started banging trannies. :cry:

Apparently he posts that comment in that thread quite often. :lol:

Check this out: http://www.redcafe.net/threads/messi-v-ronaldo.400526/page-260#post-22565159 :seven: @zizinho @Klovn

That explains his move to CDM. I wonder if he moves to CB next, just to prove to his doubters that he can... - - - Updated - - - :touched: @Fr3sh - - - Updated - - - The last refuge of Messi fans. Progression: 1) Messi is on a whole different level. Clearly better. 2) Messi is...

Just go visit the RedCafe Ronaldo vs Messi thread. You will find much of his input there. :seven:

:rofl: The retirement. ::lol3::

And 1x Copa America winner Luis Suarez. Even worse for him when Neymar wins WC in future. He will forever be remembered for riding the coattails of greater men to club success.

He will follow in Zidane's footsteps and become legendary GOAT as player and then as coach. Meanwhile south american garden gnome, pretender to throne will be forgotten with time, aside from his HGH use.

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We already get the gift of another year of Nedved crying about Allegri style, this would just be icing on the cake.

That's what I'm hoping for too. Incredibly shady, lots of red cards to opponents, phantom penalties, and so on. Hopefully he is injured for final again too. The tears from gnome-worshippers will be delicious. - - - Updated - - - ::lol3::

Messi with 0 goals - 0 assists in the 6 matches of those QFs too. :lol2: It's not just Cristiano who's better than Messi for the last 5 years. Suarez is better too.

Ahh. So Messi needs his team to be the best to succeed too? I see. And nope. The goal of football is to win by outscoring your opponents. I could give a shit if Messi makes prettier assists. More assists is better than less assists. More goals is better than less goals. Messi may have more...

Soon it will be Messi the CDM. He will start wearing the #6. Have you seen all those brilliant tackles he puts in, all his ball-winning heroics? What other player in history could win the ball back with clean, perfect sliding tackle in his own box, dribble 10 players, including 2 of them...

Where has Messi been from 2016-2018 when Barca weren't by far the best team on the planet? :seven:

It gets even worse for our dear garden gnome if you take out the Rof16 when scrub opponents are often played. In QFs, SFs, Finals: Ronaldo with 40 goals. Messi with 16 goals. :seven: - - - Updated - - - He also assists more than Messi. 39 - 34. Inzaghi had 0 assists in his CL career. But...

:lol: Top scorer in CL for 7 straight years. But with you, it's oh my gosh, he didn't dominate every final he played in! :rofl: Meanwhile the gnome chokes like a bitch in the knockouts every year. 3 straight QF exits. 6 games. 0 goals - 0 assists. But I saw his genius! What a GOAT. :rofl:

@Klovn Cristiano: 60 CL knockout goals. Messi: 40 CL knockout goals. :seven:

Most CL goals and most CL assists of all-time. But he's just a poacher according to you. :lol:

And Messi was good in finals? 2009 and 2011 only. Was mediocre against us 2015. Suarez and Neymar were better. And was shit in all 3 finals for Argentina.