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  1. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Every single transfer window Rugani gets linked to 10 random clubs and absolutely nothing ever comes of it Another player that got too comfortable doing absolutely nothing for literally millions of Euros.
  2. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    I don't know a fucking thing but this message helps me appear cryptic and intriguing instead of confirming that I, in fact, know fuck all.
  3. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    I mentioned Giroud ages ago when it looked like we wanted a target man type striker. I'm happy with it short term. Yes if we never had CR and Dybala I'd be pissed but he's actually a good option to have.
  4. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Lmao usually when you make up a rumour like that you at least make it semi realistic like an ex team mate/friend Yeah I can just see Ronaldo in his downtime scouting a bang average spurs CB and pushing us to sign him. When shit like that doesn't materialise you should be banned from journalism.
  5. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    I'm imagining a Matuidi who isn't a total Trainwreck with the ball at his feet, which could be useful
  6. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    It's not even just unpopular it's downright fucking stupid.
  7. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    WELCOME TO BESIKTAS MESSEEEE@@!!
  8. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    As with all media it's all about hooking gullible people first, maybe throwing in a sprinkling of the truth second if they feel generous.
  9. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    I remember cruising to this absolute tune on GTA as a kid
  10. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Yeah best improve that fucking pass rate by telling him to do a Gattuso and immediately pass it to someone better
  11. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Seen its apparently a 3m loan with OPTION thank god So basically an emergency Khedira replacement
  12. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Messi lol Maybe we should get Matuidi back if that's the case and we'll probably need Sturaro and Mandzukic too. I can only imagine how much work the other 8 would have to go through to cover our asses
  13. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    They're probably for once knee deep in work trying to put together a new squad from the head coach downwards with no time to lose. 1598285994 Suarez is annoying as fuck but I'd rather him on a free than spending money on fucking Dzeko or Milik. The idea is the CF is just a temporary solution...
  14. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    The thing that absolutely killed our momentum was our infamous fucking "If you want to leave we'll let you ASAP" policy Absolutely no elite or aspiring top club operates like that. Fuck, even clubs like Napoli don't budge unless they are happy with the deal.
  15. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Correct me if I'm wrong here but it doesn't matter if 80 clubs all want Haland they won't be offering more than the release clause because the clause is just to skip negotiations with the selling club It's up to the club's to convince Haland and Raiola. Why would you enter a bidding war when...
  16. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Football is just fucked up. Sports in general seems to be 99% about getting your first big break then you can fail at your job for a decade and still fall upwards as long as you don't do anything insane.
  17. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Nah I can just see it now. Fucking 10 minutes into a CL final he loses his shit and ruins everything. No headcases please. I like players who know how to walk the line but players with straight up anger issues are not worth the time
  18. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Sandro has shown nothing this season and tbh seems to regress every year. His offensive output is not enough as a wingback. The concern with Gosens is whether he can keep his Atalanta form going here if he comes.
  19. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Hopefully we really are getting an actual DM because it would be nice for our CBs to have some real cover
  20. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Yeah exactly. No need to spend big on a striker that will be a complete afterthought in attack. Just need a big CF who can draw attention away, finish Rinaldo's crosses and give CBs a shit time.