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Wtf how is that even possible?

Best I can do for ya is the Championship brah

Pro sports especially team sports are just a joke. You literally can't fail after your big break unless you do absolutely insane unprofessional shit. Worst case scenario he'll be 30 making 6 figures at a newly promoted club. Unbelievable.

People get upset the elite footballers earn more in a week than most of the world earns in a decade, I don't mind that I'm infinitely more upset players with the "skillset" of Berna can do nothing but fuck up for years on end and make millions when they barely justify earning a minimum wage...

He's not professional level ffs

Maybe as a back up wingback or box to box mid or something. His attacking output is fucking hopeless I genuinely think half of tuz could have had better stats than him this season after a 3 month bootcamp

I'd convert this guy to right back. Put his work rate and ok technique to good use because since leaving fiorentina he sure as shit doesn't know how to operate as an attacker and our full backs are mostly liabilities anyway.

Federico Fuori gioco needs to get his eyes tested or something he's spending more time offside more times than prime Inzaghi ffs

Makes sense when literally all of his good qualities are suited to being further away from goal

Scapegoat my ass He's an attacker that can't score, assist, shoot, dribble or pass when it matters most He's fucking terrible and he should be converted to a #8 or even better a full back. I keep hearing about his 'talent' I think people need to brush up on their definition of talent...

Aaaw bless Sell

Can't even be mad at him now it's obvious he's a mid table player. If we for some reason can't use Dybala or Ramsey in his position I'd rather change formation all together. He's not fit to ride our bench let alone be the '1' in a 4312

Can't shoot Can't pass Can't cross Can't take his man on Terrible decision making I'd rather we just completely change formation when we have to to avoid playing him

Absolute furthest he should be up the pitch is b2b mid. I don't trust him as the #10 in a 4312 with his decision making. Obviously when Ramsey needs rotated we may have to suffer unless Costa can stay fit

Convert to b2b midfield please. He can't take his man on, his shots are just hopeful punts and his best traits don't really make a difference as an attacker. He's like Mandzukic-lite

Hope he ups his end product because he has the physical tools and the right attitude for the club.

Flat caps, pet bulldogs. This guy is a die hard fan of England :touched: Can't wait for him to grow a gentleman's moustache and start drinking tea at half time.

Fiorentina 15 goals in 75 apps Juve 7 goals in 52 apps Not very creative either considering his final passes suck. Hell I'd probably try him at RWB in a 352 if Cancelo keeps doing a Sandro and regressing by the hour.

He's a #8 at juve or a sub for me. Nothing else. He's been in some great positions this year and consistently fucked up the final ball and he's like a Robben cosplayer out there when he cuts in from the wing on his left only scores 1/100 not 1/4

His attacking output is fucking awful 9/10 games if he's not careful he's going to end up as a wing back for Lazio or something in 3 years time.