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Fair play, no idea how he clawed his way back in but that was a solid performance. Still nervous as fuck every time he's on the ball when we're not 2 goals up though.

Ahaahahahahahahha, ahaha aha a ah aha ha More playing time = losing the ball less and less unsuccessful touches? That's what they'd call a retarded assumption in dat dere statistics business. Going by that logic, Hernanes with all of those sub apps was easily twice as good as...

Yeah i'm besides myself with fucking tears mate, posting stupid stats as if it actually represents anything is a waste of every bodies time. Brb breaking news midfielder comes on for 10 minutes at the end of the game and loses the ball less than the player who plays the full 90. Whoop de...

Yeah my stats would be amongst the best in Juve too if I came on at the end of the game. I'd pass the fuck out of that ball straight to Bonucci every time and get Pirlo level pass stats. Fuck you and your stats.

Comes on and loses the ball every 3 touches because he makes stupid fucking decisions? Blame Hernanes.

Regista... his worst midfield position lol. He sits deep, fucks up and loses the ball with nobody except the back 3 to bail him out. AFCON is going to rob us of Lemina and Asamoah, and Marchisio and Khedira are injury prone.

Can't believe this guy is still here, and not only that but thanks to our failures post-Pogba in the midfield department he'll end up with a more significant role than last season. Particularly when AFCON hits

Might have died hopefully, was fun at first but when you come on after a day and you have 7 notifications all him digging up a post and replying with nonsensical shit it gets really old really quick. Knew he was weird when he 180'd his Higuain opinion in about 20 minutes flat. Only so many ways...

:lol: Sure if we can get away with it clean, don't want Hernanes being the reason our club gets liquidated and Beppe sent to Guantanamo Bay

Terminate his contract please.

It wasn't long ago I was trying to convince people to execute him for £20 wherever I went, and wanted his contract ripped up half way through a game. But man he was a nice addition on the pitch when he came on. Silky stuff.

Marotta promising us a quality player then signing Inter mid-table bench trash Awful Summer, worst in years.

I wish we had Isla in midfield instead of this guy, at least Isla knows a 2 foot drop kick is a no no.

I'll say it and take one for the team FUCK YOU, YOU CUNT.

How long until this guy crashes his burning Ferrari in to an orphanage after drinking 6 bottles of rum and banging an 8 ball of coke to get himself into the Juve South American hall of fame with the other crazy bastards. Hopefully Arturo gives him some friendly advice on how to trash talk the...

Says it all when we signed an old TQ to be the supposed missing link in Allegri's 4-3-1-2 but it's well known he's not even good at passing the fucking ball. Amazing.

This was our fucking answer to our problems linking MF and attack, and he doesn't even get used in that position he's so damn average :lol: This sums up our Summer, we practically throw our top players out to the first team who talks to us and we failed to replace them. Can't believe Beppe...

I don't know what to say really, how this guy was the best we could do for a playmaker is amazing.

Looking at this you'd think we just signed some sort of upgraded Hames Rodriguez