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  1. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    We need to overhaul our fullback department especially when we're stuck in the past and all of our width comes from our full backs. It's unacceptable to have to rely on players like Padoin at full back when we have played with a 3-5-2 and now 4-3-1-2 for 4 fucking years almost.
  2. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    I've been calling for pace, flair & fancy for such a long time. Even when we were seemingly unstoppable. We've had obvious limitations for quite a long time, thankfully teams in Serie A weren't equipped to take advantage of that. Jesus Christ, if you man mark our fucking CB Bonucci, our...
  3. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    Before Marchisio's mess up, we must have given the ball away after slow motion back passing 18000 times in a row Pass around back 4, hoof to nobody. Let them have ball for 4 mins. Rinse, repeat.
  4. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    Ogbonna is disgraceful. Not fit to wear the Torino shirt nvm ours.
  5. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    Picture the slowest, moth lethargic pathetic team display you've ever seen. Passes going astray, getting absolutely dominated at home, could barely do anything that didn't involve hoofing it out for a throw in. Picture that, then picture it 10x worse, and picture it getting gangraped by a bunch...
  6. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    Oh and Padoin, Pepe etc etc etc need booted out. Need some young but not too raw bench players to come in. These players are leeching off of our books.
  7. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    Fiorentina often dominate us in open play, usually we can nick a result but our midfield is 10x better on paper than in reality, zero vision zero creativity
  8. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    Oh and why the fuck are we setting up to counter attack, and not press until teams are right on our doorstep? We need actual pacey players to do that. Fucking useless.
  9. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    Yeah the cup its self, not so bothered. But most of our bad performances look exactly like this one. Bunch of hard working players who can't pass/create/dribble/take men on at all.
  10. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    We are such a slow, one dimensional lethargic team. Also the most static team since the 80's easily. Less movement in our side than a graveyard at 2am
  11. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    :lol: Imagine a group stage with Dortmund next year :scared: Llorente - Immobile :scared:
  12. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    If Llorente does jack shit again we should terminate his contract on the spot, in front of 40,000 people
  13. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    2015 and Pepe is still the missing element to our 4-3-3 :lol: :lol: :haddadjunior:
  14. Pirlo's Beard

    [Coppa Italia] JUVENTUS 1-2 Purple Rats (March 5th, 2015)

    If Barzagli has a decent game i'm happy enough I'll still have a mini stroke and meltdown if we lose though, but looking back a fit Barzagli >>> this cup considering Roma are out anyway.