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  1. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Not massively convinced with Barca. Obviously they have the attack to hurt anybody but their midfield is past it and they have fucking Masch at CB. If we were in top form we'd make life difficult for them imo Bayern and Real, not so much. We have no width and their most dangerous players are...
  2. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Haven't actually been to bed after finishing a night shift and going out to take care of shit, so i'm going to sleep now because the wait is killing me. Hope I don't sleep in and fake fan it though. If I do, Forza Llorente
  3. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Screw Regista's, get me in the CDM role. May get sent off within 20 minutes with a lazy professional foul and pushing the reff, but i'd still do a damned good job for that 20 minutes.
  4. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Even if we're not a European powerhouse, we should still not be shit scared about the prospect of facing a team that's barely out of the relegation zone in their respective league ffs. There's being pessimistic, and then there's being a pussy.
  5. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Well said, Vidal. Now all you have to do is actually turn up and we'll be half way there.
  6. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Look at those damned hooligans on the pitch, intimidating the Dortmund fans
  7. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Leonardo Bonuccigol to complete his triumvirate of the all conquering match winning goals tonight. Shakhtar away - Check AS Roma - Check Dortmund - Check
  8. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    I'd say if we keep ourselves within 10 goals of Dortmund by half time we can be proud of the lads
  9. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    300 pound cripple Gundogan >>>> Marchisio. Seems legit I thought Germans would rate Marchisio more highly than that considering the last twice he's been up against Germany he's absolutely raped the midfield.
  10. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    I'm just working up a jinx, the Roma avatar I had seemed to coincide with their pathetic drop in form so here's hoping :D
  11. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Well if we can't create Vs this Dortmund then it's clear as day our entire system needs rehauled to be more in line with something that's suited to oppositions not playing outdated as fuck football. Having said that, i'm reasonably confident we win this. I just hope it's something - 0
  12. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Lewandowski :scared: Gotze :scared: Bayern B team :scared:
  13. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Lewandowski :scared: Gotze :scared: Bayern B team :scared:
  14. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Much like the last game I have a strange, gut feeling that if we fail to win this home game then we'll inevitably draw or even lose the home game. I might be crazy but you never know. Hopefully we score first, if we don't then Dortmund will or nobody will. That's not good.
  15. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    The worst thing we can do is what we sometimes do in Serie A and throw like 9 men forward in stupid positions, then when we inevitably get dispossessed we get to see a couple of our players try and have a 2 on 2 foot race back towards our own goal against Aubameyang and Reus, which would be...
  16. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Yeah to even think about palying a 4-3-1-2 at the highest level you need absolute complete full backs.
  17. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Let's face it until we build for a 4-2-3-1/4-3-3 (There are others but these 2 are the most obvious ones) we'll have shit width and a huge weakness. I don't care if you have 9 World Class players in a narrow at fuck formation, you can still be abused on the flanks. But, of course we don't, so yeah.
  18. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    Bingo If we had a proper top class counter attacking threat, we could park the bus and be formidable as hell in Europe especially with the likes of Barzagli in full fitness. But our counter attacks suck balls so like Vs Bayern if we sit back and absorb pressure, we're just basically making...
  19. Pirlo's Beard

    [CL] JUVENTUS 2-1 Borussia Dortmund (February 24th, 2015)

    I'm just praying that Pirlo does what he done against Atalanta defensively, and continues to stay away from his crack pipe for another few days.