My bad, you guys don't have a Green MP in the house of reps. My apologies good sir!
That said, I think we're somewhat more normal than say... QUEENSLANDERS?? ;)
My bad man that came out wrong! I didn't mean YOU were a bastardo, just the pricks (aka Calciopoli directors) who unjustly robbed us of OUR scudetti!
FORZA JUVE!!! :D