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  1. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    What does that say? :P
  2. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    Comsi comcá douchen? ;) Btw, is it true Bosnia has no national anthem song? My bro got back from 2 week sschool trip there, said he found it funny the local school they were with, told me about one croat who sang his national anthem (like super proud, then asked my bro to sing his), and...
  3. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    Actually first time in months (usually to scour for good balkan insults :D) I checked this thread, browsed when seeing it up, and happen to see you were calling the funny serb dude catastrophic :D
  4. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    I understand from the name mentionned you are talking about the funny serbian dude with his charmingly campy song? :D Though just from seeing the performance I'm glad I dont understand what he was singing ;) Atleast nicer then the annoying bosnian :P
  5. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    You're such a sucker, like Ze was :D Fred pulled the same with googled Swedish, said he lived there, the BS-meter was off the charts in my radar :P
  6. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    Sarcasm? Or not, ok, weird :D
  7. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    Those are the ones I exclude hehe, and I dont even consider Greeks balkan, atleast to how I see as Balkans (more then just geography, hehe), albanians is another matter because telling them they would something in common with albanians is no joking matter ;) Learned over decade ago only thing...
  8. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    I ratified that :D And yeah you are completely right Vlatko, regarding how a joke is told. Feel free to share vulgar gems like this :D P.S Wahdan you speak balkan? (I made a habit to say balkan nowadays to tease balkan friends who refuse to acknowdlege they more or less talk the same fucking...
  9. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    Perhaps I should post the translation (funny every time I read it :D): Mujo comes home and walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife Fata is in bed. He says "Do you see what do I have to fuck when you have a headache" Fata says "Mujo, I dont know what to say, what do you...
  10. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    That's a good idea! But we have to start looking for them early, because they're not easy to find. It's a big step for a normal person to become an orgy person. It changes everything. You have to dress different. You have to act different. You have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes...
  11. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    Mujo dođe doma, ulazi u spavaću sobu kod Fate i nosi ovcu ispod ruke. Prilazi krevetu sa ovcom pod rukom i kaže "Vidiš li ti šta ja moram jebat kad tebe boli glava". Fata veli "Pa Mujo nemoj tako, pa šta sad to znači..." Kaže mujo "Ti Fato šuti, tebi se ne obraćam" :rofl: :rofl:
  12. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    Sometimes, I seriously thinking the whole Balkan is just one crazy ass entity with multiple-personality disorder. Please, please, you CANNOT be serious with that song, you just CANNOT :lol: Hook a bro up with a link, I am SOOOOOOOOO going to tease the bosnians I know with that song :rofl:
  13. Osman

    Balkan Juve thread

    No idea which Balkan country this song is from, but its quite ridicolously catchy :cool: :D