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Howard Webb's kids have denied their Dad is a secret Man Utd fan. "He is totally unbiased" Alex, George, Bobby, Matt and Cristiano stated.

"Chilean miners became so mainstream. I preferred them when they were underground."

A guy owns a whore house. He's short on girls for the night, so he comes to the conclusion that his customers aren't that smart, and that a blow-up doll in one of the rooms would suffice. Sure enough later on that night a drunken customer comes in and says, "listen bud, i don't have that much...

If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San...

what a moron :lol:

What happens if the most stupid Juve fan starts to fan for Inter? Average IQ of juve fans increases...and inter fans too

An almost-dead man is rushed to the hospital. After a week he wakes up from coma. Doctor asks him:"What happened to you?" Man replied:"Me and my wife were playing golf, and once my wife punched the ball off the court. We went off the court to find the ball. Then I saw a cow with something white...

Man comes into a bar and with strong and loud voice says:"Who is the strongest here?". A 2 meter high body-builder stand up and say:"I am!". A man replies to him:"Ok, come and help me to get my car out of the ditch.".

Doctor John had sex with one of his pacients. He felt quilty and he couldn't sleep. No matter how much he wanted to forget it, he just couldn't help himself. Sometimes he relaxes a bit and thinks:" It's not such a deal, your pacient is single, you are single, and you are not the only one who...

the robber comes in a bank and order young woman to open the safe.she reply to him:"you are doing a terrible mistake!" robber:"open it or else..." the woman open the safe-it was a sperm bank. robber:"do you see that largest bottle?drink it!" woman was scared to death so she drink it. then...