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Those players are nothing special. If they played for Juve we‘d want them sold. Klopp even made Emre Can look good.

Can’s wages, Khedira’s contract extension. Beppe fucked us in spectacular fashion before he left.

That’s 5 mids for 3 positions. We probably need a Pjanic backup as well. Tonali?

Let’s just give Brescia 30m for Tonali. I don’t care if he’s only 18. He can’t be worse than the kebab brothers.

Beppe is the reason why our midfield is in this state. We have one very good midfielder in Pjanic. Bentancur is a very raw kid. Matuidi, Khedira and Can don’t have an ounce of technical ability between them. Prior to that we spent money on donkeys like Lemina, Sturaro, Hernanes, and Rincon...

Who’s the fuck is Daouda Peeters

Our midfield needs surgery. Years of terrible midfield aquisitions have left us in this position.

Chiellini is the best CB of the 2010s decade (in my opinion), and yet he has zero CL trophies while Ramos, Varane, Pepe and Pique have three/four. Typically, centrebacks don’t influence games like midfielders and forwards do. With a stacked midfield to support our already stacked forward line...

Instead of spending 90m on De Ligt, I'd prefer it if we bought a cheap young CB like Romero and spent big money on a talented midfielder instead (Aouar, Ndombele). I'd rather have us blow our budget on a midfielder than a centerback. Midfielders influence the game more than defenders do.

Badass Paratici

In Zenit with Cheesio

Thank god his supreme finesse on the ball makes up for his lack of speed then.

You don’t need insight in our players fitness levels to know that Khedira’s top speed is in reverse.

Dembele made him look like a scrub. Also Khedira has had several injuries since last season. He’s probably even slower now than he was before (if that’s even possible).

We’ll get absolutely fucked if we start this corpse of Khedira in a high intensity CL game.

Sami is even more MLS ready than Barza

Might as well count Pirlo :hihi:

I’d rather have 3 CBs for 2 positions than 4 midfielders for 3 positions.

We should be OK with Chiellini, Bonucci, Rugani and an emergency Barzagli. Our midfield is in a more dire state. We have 4 competent midfielders for 3 positions. I’d take a Ramsey-Benatia switch if it was offered right now tbh.

Now Barca have signed De Jong, we‘ll probably get Rabiot.