"Three wanks" is a pun on Trez's name btw, as the Italian phrase "Tre seghe" means just that :cheesy:
Did anyone here have that urge after his providential brace last night:D?
My Juve-supporting uncle has a most appropriate nickname for Zalayeta. He calls him "bradipo", meaning "sloth".
Sloth : a slow-moving tropical American mammal that hangs upside down from the branches of trees using its long limbs and hooked claws.