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Throw them in the Hudson River. There's a much better chance that no one will find their remains

I'm patiently waiting to hear from one of them asking for my checking account number

Girl scouts are a 1/2 goal favorite in Vegas

How bad has it gotten? My wife, who is home while I'm at work, just called me and asked me what juve's problem is. "new York?" she says. "good thing we didn't go to the match, I wouldve had to bail you out of jail. And new York sucks, don't they?"

And they are facing a team that had lost three of it's last four MLS matches, including a 1-3 loss at home on Thursday

I'm picturing Burke and Aaron each sitting on either side of Andy and trying to hold in their laughter. And failing miserably to do so. Good thing I didn't end up going to this. Losing to Barcelona on penalties in 2003 friendly was one thing. I could deal with that. But this? Wow. Andy must...

I'm going to try to make a weekend out of it with my wife

Yep. And since the Rogers centre seats about 50000, tickets should be a lot easier to get