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Three friends, Bob , John, and Joe, are hanging out at a local bar, and they're all really drunk. Before they go home, they all agree to meet at the same bar the next day to share any stories they have about what happens to them when they get home. The next day comes, and all three are in...

Three construction workers, an Irishman, an Italian, and a Portugese man are sitting on a support beam as they are opening up their lunches. The Irishman pulls out his lunch and says "Corned Beef and Cabbage again? I swear, if I have corned beef and cabbage for lunch again tomorrow, I'll...

A young man is jogging in the park when he happens to come a cross a very elegantly dressed but very old man crying on the park bench. Concerned, he stops to ask what is wrong. "Well", the old man says, "today is my 95th birthday, and my doctor gave me a perfectly clean bill of health, and...

Had to spell it peenis because this is what happens when you type ***** ***** See??

I apologize in advance if this has already been posted. Boris Antrovsky has been employed at the Smith and Sons pickle factory for the past 10 years, and despite his exemplary work habits, there has been something that he has wanted to do ever since he started working there. He...