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It's good in a way. Inter will win nothing, but he brings a bit more prestige and quality to the league.

Looks like United really going hard for an image overhaul.

Seems like a dumb move for him to join us, regardless of whether Zaza stays or not.

Well yeah Villa just paid £12m (€14m) for Ross McCormack, lel.

Whenever I see a Brazilian player take the piss out of a Japanese defence it probably makes a lot less of an impression than it does for other people.

AKA 'crack', like 'top player'.

His stats are good, to be fair, it's hard to find genuine scorers (€90m lol), and the kid seems to have a knack for doing it even as a wide forward. €20m for one of few genuine Brazilian talents is pretty much the going rate, I thought it might even be more. Gabriel Jesus in the same...

That's why he wants to join Juventus, so he doesn't wake up one morning with a fat Norwegian sat on the end of his bed.

This guy is creepy as fuck, stalkerish.

The rest will be paid in hair gel and grooming kits.

Looks eclectic.

He actually does look like a bearded lady... I bet he is massive in Brazil.