I'm actually the only English person who doesn't own a pair of Gazelles. This is a well known fact.
My trainers are all skate. Shoes all brogues or loafers.
Kanye West clothing, absolute wank.
Dress like a hobo but pay thousands for the pleasure. It's nothing more than a social experiment to show how sheep-like people are. Shawls and sandals, fuck me sideways.
That brown trim just seals the deal.
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:D Fred Perry is far too mainstream, you need your shoes to be made by a Tibetan monk out of goat hide.