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:lol2: That's just great.

What did he reply?

:lol2: Brilliant, I found once a review on amazon that cracked me up, if one has some time on his hands one can find real masterpieces there.

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Feck off, ye'll no bring it back!'

It was a big issue here a couple of years ago or so when a reporter addressed the crown princess "du", the only "you" in Swedish. He should have said "your highness" or equivalent.

The best advice for when seeing a moose while driving is to aim to the tail because you have more chances of missing it because they never go backwards.

So what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson? Sir Alex will be playing Giggs in August :lol2:

I'm sure you heard the one with Giggs

The second one I got as SMS minutes after his death was announced :lol2:

Too much Dilbert

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a...

True Story from Houston Medical Center A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring onto his...

Maybe they are referring that South Americans are impolite or simply don't know how to please.

I've seen it very long time ago but I received it again today. It always makes me giggle.

Still a good one: A World wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: 'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?' The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant, In India...

I nuked it.

-REP because you lied and didn't +REP me

I will also do that. -REP you

Lame jokes are beyond It's Complicatedness

Joke? It seems I posted in the wrong thread.