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  1. Ivy

    Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread)

    urm... dunno... never been to the juvenile joke thread .... will go and check it out.
  2. Ivy

    Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread)

    21 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator (Rated PG) 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering...
  3. Ivy

    Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread)

    Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic? (Rated PG) Dr. Schlambaugh, a senior lecturer at the Chemical Engineering Department,University of Oklahoma, is known for posing questions on final exams like: "Why do airplanes fly?" In May a few years ago, the "Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer "...
  4. Ivy

    Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread)

    Funny Instruction Labels (Rated PG) Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a...
  5. Ivy

    Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread)

    Kinda gross... Poo ® The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl. The Clean poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but there's no poo on the toilet paper. The Wet Poo: You...