Our Zach, who art in carbonite,
Hallowed be thy financial brain.
Thy unbanning c.u.m,
Thy Lulz be done,
In Tuz
As it is in the bodega.
Give us this day our daily ruined dream
And forgive us not our brutality,
As we forgive not the noobs who annoy us.
And lead us into enlightenment,
Deliver...