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Fitting end to this horrid season. No ideas, no energy.

Finally found the button to turn off the tv. This club and the dinosaur coach will not only kill any enthusiasm you have for football but it will drain any enthusiasm you have for life itself.

Whilst I agree, there is a debate to be had. My point was a certain logic was likely applied to not renewing Dybala (injury prone + high salary) but then that same logic was not applied to acquiring a player with the same issues that summer.

Hopefully this confirms Iling should start on Thursday over him.

We tried to look smart letting Dybala’s contract run down because of how often he wasn’t available during key stretches of the season and then went and spent more money on someone older and even worse.

Hard to work out which competition(s) we are prioritising because the rotations throughout the season have been utterly random.

This feels like the Benfica group game. Decent for 10 minutes against a tentative opponent. Then completely overrun against a well drilled team who have realised we are shit and they can have a field day.

I commend anyone who has given up the ability of allowing these fuckers ruin their mood.

In Italy protocols don’t exist, you make it up as you go along. I’m any other league if the screen isn’t working it stays with the referee’s decision.

Truly exhilarating game this. Gameplan: calma, try to stay in the game, hope for a lucky goal from nothing

And then tried to make a foul and couldn’t even do that successfully. It’s been a long time since I’ve despised one of our players as much as him.

To be honest we wouldn’t be saying this if Barella finished his chance, Lukaku headed the ball on target or didn’t break down every attack because he has a worse touch than Susan.

More likely somewhere like Galatasaray. Even EPL chumps will see this lump unable to control the ball and look like he is running in quicksand.

Try to make sense of being overrun in the middle of the park whilst fielding 4 CMs in there. Zero urgency, zero desire to put real pressure on the ball. They are watching Rincon doing fancy footwork.

This guy playing up front looks like the kid you choose in the playground because he looks like might be a good player. You then realise 2 minutes in that he can’t control a football and now you are lumped with a useless oaf.

There is no intention or purpose about our play. All we do is the NFL equivalent of trying to run the clock down so that the opposition has less of the ball and less chance to score. Thus keeping the game close whilst hoping for a moment of luck or brilliance to win or lose the game. It’s...

Add to the fact he flies into sliding tackles so that it either stops the game or he misses it and doesn’t have to bother running back. Probably the laziest player I’ve ever seen.

Death by Jihadball.

We found a worse CB than Ruru, some achievement.

You didn’t like the master class tactic of pass to Di Maria, spread everyone wide and hope something happens?