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Imagine identifying oneself as Allegri

I don’t understand this "self-identify" nonsense, especially some of the really weird ones. A friend of mine who is a psychiatrist has a patient who self identifies as a microwave. Apparently, some people do identify as a microwave.

Maybe we can swap coaches with Sporting.

Isn't Trump a big KFC guy as well?

I don’t think I would like to live in Manhattan. I guess that you have to be of a certain mindset to live there. Living in the slow motion South, you kind of get used to a laid back lifestyle.

One thing that I don’t understand is women’s desire to have the most expensive and extravagant wedding. It’s just a waste of money - money that you could give to the newly married to do whatever they want down the road.

@Bjerknes, isn’t it amazing how mother-in-laws forget that they were a daughter-in-law at one time.

It is bro. This was at the President Nixon library. We got there at 2 PM and the function started at 7 PM. We had to order food for the whole family while waiting etc etc. My uncle owns a pretty large engineering corporation and auntie does the pay roll. You should see her when she has to do the...

My auntie (probably classifies as a Karen) is one of those people who has an irrational obsession with being on time every single place. At her sons (my cousin) wedding, she made sure that all us family members were at the venue 5 hours before time. My uncle was so pissed but couldn’t do...

Its actually the least painful 1710437385 @Lion, as far as starting your own business, all the best. You'll have to develop a thick skin regarding those retarded Yelp reviews from Karens and other snowflakes complaining about the most trivial things.

Wonderful to hear that you are doing better. I can’t imagine how difficult things must have been initially. These situations put things in perspective. Hopefully, your only worry at this time should be a bald man who probably dreams of a goalless draw as the pinnacle of success.

@swag, how are you doing bro? Hopefully feeling much better.

Congratulations bro! Enjoy him as much as you can. Time flies.

Perhaps AA might want to run for the position

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearson_v._Chung Poor Mr Pearson. Hope that he finds some solace / closure.

I agree about the medal part. Worse is a screaming infant. All the fancy noise canceling headphones are useless vs an unhappy baby.

In Southern USA, its quite common to say "I'm fixin to ......" or " I might could"

Like Ameriker?