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  1. Enron

    New Rules

    Yeah, mostly. He uses a lot of sarcasm and irony, but he adds his own insight to make the poiticians look like boobs. His show is actually a panel of people from different parties and opinions and they argue over current issues. He also interviews 2 guests a show via satelite.
  2. Enron

    New Rules

    September 22, 2006 All right. New Rule: It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind, but not when it comes to a man's own member. A man in China who received the first successful penis transplant had to go back to have his doctor cut it off because his wife didn't like the new one. That's...
  3. Enron

    New Rules

    I'll update this every week or so. Hopefully it will give some interesting insight into current topics as well as a good laugh.
  4. Enron

    New Rules

    September 15, 2006 New Rule: Someone must tell President Bush where his heart is. [photo shown of President Bush and Laura Bush; she has hand over her heart; he has his hand over his stomach] Great, now with the other hand, tap your head and say, "Rubber baby buggy bumper, rubber baby buggy...
  5. Enron

    New Rules

    September 8, 2006 New Rule: Police cars have too many lights. The car on "Dragnet" had one light. On "Adam 12," two lights. These days, police cars have blinking lights, rotating lights, strobe lights. "Car 54, Where Are You?" "Studio 54, where are you?!" I don't know if I'm being arrested or...
  6. Enron

    New Rules

    This is my favorite part of comedian Bill Maher's show Real Time, in which panelist usually two liberals and a conservative or two conervatives and a liberal discuss topics of the week while Maher moderates. At the end of the show he has the New Rules section, which is basically a rant. I will...