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getting wind of the news lima gets an air ticket and migrates to venezuela where he marries and divorces and remarries 26 times.:D

he is so furious that he sacks totti on the spot

sensi bets his whole year-end bonus on totti's hen and loses it all......

he throws it away when he realizes it dosen't have a totti logo on it's package...

:LOL: (i think it's better to continue the story.)

what the devil is that?!?! maybe it IS the devil......

totti looks disgusted and scurries away....

ny the time ronaldo finishes it he realizes the yogurt was acidic and his teeth had all corroded into little pins!:D:D

this is becoming an anti-roma thread :D:D:D

capello:"ok that does it totti.remember to bring shoe polish to apply on your tongue during the next match." (which coincidentally is roma-juve)

i'll get it going again(if i can:D) capello to cassano,totti and delvecchio: "we'll have sheep pie,woolly or not.and not another word or i'll have all of you licking my boots* in the dugout during the next match!" *literally:D:D:D:D:D

capello"well then let's go have some fish and forget about the match.

just then sensi walks in and says,"well,well,well,what have we got here?a money grubbing blonde,a lovemaking minor and an old fool on his way out of AS roma.Interesting."

capello:"who cares?with money any woman i want,i can get!i can trust those fools at roma to gimme some lucrative contract to pay me megabucks for doing squat!" :D:D:D:D:D

"that's it!i'm gonna release you on a free for that!"shouts cappello,tears forming in his eyes.

totti smiles slyly at cassano and says,"this mirror i got from the shop down the street always makes the chicks dig me :D"

now montella gets a punch from totti.'What was that for?'he asks. totti replies,'that's for you being too lousy to play in the wc!'

Just then,his handphone rang.