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Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.

A woman went to a K-Mart and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it wont work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB...

Martin and Vlatko stay out of this :P Q. Which came first, the egg or the chicken A. ME, I always comes first, I always win, I am number one, always, first, me , getit..... ME

This has to be a white joke, I don't get :D

:rofl: just dont bench me I promise it wont happen again :D

Now that is just racist are you calling me a Darkie? :D Grandma says to Grandpa after sex: "You are like a cell phone Grandpa replies: "You mean I vibrate a lot. Grandma replies: "When you enter a tunnel you lose network

Two guys, Cameron and Nyiko are sitting at their favourite bar, Drinking beer. Cameron turns to Nyiko and says, "Youknow, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow IthinkI'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes." Nyiko agrees that it's a good idea...