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Lame, the proper one is much better, Why can't MJ play chess? Cause he doesn't know if he's black or white

Fucking hell haha

:rofl:

Do you really think it was worth 5 :lol:'s? :D 2 would have done the job imo

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we...

:lol: saw that ages ago but still hilarious :D

young prostitute- sum yung ho

too bad its with a milan fan hitting the inter guy

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher...

How dare you

Or is it called personal experience?

Or maybe V was the guy in the story :shocked:

:lol: how the fuck was that predictable? :burke:

welcome back

:lol:

but mine does, cause i read it in italian, so that makes it true :D

the original is Milan and Inter

QUIZMANIA (ITV) Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) . . Doctor. DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM) Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival...

Koreans

:lol: HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA :lol: