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congratulations,your certificate is in the post

i have reached an age where those lovely mature women are now not so lovely and their grandkids are a pain in the arse

sup cupcake? fancy giving me a handy?

and her first husband is celebrating his 50th in the Maldives this weekend

didn't you read? in 10 years time she will be trawling college campuses looking to be some frat boys first video upload

i am 31 i have some greys coming through but that is part of being Scottish,just as well Cigdem loves me anyway

practising for your years as a cougar i see?

depends on what the legal age limit is,but seriously if you are a young guy then i suggest you look upwards rather than hanging outside the school playground

aye i disn't count the first 7 years of life

nah Greg = Swag what is so far fetched about that? he abstained for the first 18 years of his life though not through any kind of choice

well obviously,seeing the love of your life,your only lover turned into lamb chop

well the butcher had to get her before she was classed as mutton

yup,me,Greg and Jack were left with the keys:alen:

i remember you well too,where you been?

know exactly where you are coming from,i(and every woman since) have so much to be thankful for my education

:agree:

HAWT

no,my mighty sperm weren't that great that they could go back 2 years befor ei met her to impregnate her:shifty:

i was 17 and naive but keen,she was 24 and knowledgable it was a match made in heaven we had an on-off thing for years but are still friends to this day,though we hardly catch up anymore