nah mate, unfortunately the paying public wanna see some expensive slingbacks get creamed, no-one will pay to see the hick brothers cream in a glove, that just aint show business
how about we get pado to organise a shoe-fappathon?
with his dedication, and with a little endurance training,pado,enron,burke could do a 24 hour shoe creamathon in aid of our club. it will get messy but it will be worth it