1. Juve get relegated
2. Heavy celebrations in Rome
3. Sensi to pop a bottle of champagne only to get scared of the sound and have a heart attack and die
4. Juve loan all their players to Siena
5. Siena (Bianconeri) win Serie A
6. Inter come in 3rd place
7. Juventus come back to Serie A
8. Juve...