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I hope this video eases your pain guys

We have a full calendar year of meetings ahead of us.

Bro. If Alpha Diva Ronaldo couldn't do it on his own, what hope do we have? My inconsistent pansy ass boy Dybs will try his best, and I hope, for all our sakes, he succeeds. It's going to be a long and arduous season with that pathetic midfield. We will need De Ligt, Dybala, Chiesa, Locatelli...

The question is, which two mids? I think Locatelli and McNuggets with Cuads and Chiesa on the flanks, in a sort of 4-4-2 or 4-2-3-1 hybrid - Dybala playing just behind Kean/Morata.

4/10 Mercato. Goalkeeping is an area of concern. Woj seems to have regressed and Perin isn't exactly a confidence inspiring first choice keeper, were he to replace the Whimsical Woj. The departure of Buffon, even at 40, makes this a weaker department compared to last season. Defense is older...

Our midfield is easily the worst amongst the top clubs in Italy, and definitely compared to other European powers. To put things into perspective, in 2015 we had, arguably, the best midfield in Europe. Today, a mere six years later, we don't even have the best midfield in Italy, let alone...

I mean, a dick won't do much, unless you want to fuck the opponents. IEven then, you need balls more than anything - this team lacks Cojones.

Again, this is not about Dybala. It's about offering money to bring back a Paraplegic Parasite who will just walk about the pitch. His slothful existence irks me. Fuck Pjanshit, The Benign Bosnian cunt.

The point is there are young talents out there and for a reasonable fee. I understand we need experience, but why does it always have to be stale biscuits and reheated soup? Other teams also go looking for experienced players, but their experienced player targets are 27-28 and actually address...

Paraplegic Pjanshit warrants a double score? Oh man - desperation I guess. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

The Benign Bosnian would be a stellar (re)signing. He offers everything our midfield lacks - pace, dynamism and physical presence, not to mention his exquisite passing range. Tempo you say? The Benign Bosnian has you covered there too. He only knows how to play the game at three levels: fast...

He probably wants to team up with Mbappe @ Real. We never stood a chance. The reported fee is 30 million. Meanwhile @ Juve HQ they're still flipping a coin, deciding between Paraplegic Pjanshit and Wobbly Witsel

Probably a 5, and I am being generous.

Shades of Ibrahim Afellay? :scared: :sigh: 1630320988 Why weren't we after him then? :sigh:

Cover? I believe the word you're looking for is expose :D

I saw it. Is that the video where you see green blades of grass and then it shifts to a tumbleweed for about 30 seconds? :boh: :numnum:

Sad sad times. If Allegri wants to recreate that 4-2-3-1 formation that guided us to the CL Final in 2017, he's in for a rude awakening. Paraplegic Pjanshit is a shadow of his former self, Locatelli is more dynamic than Khedira but still raw and lacks experience, and football has evolved since...