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The ugly uggo looking for a card to match his hair color.

Dumpian is an elite level Jabroni. He was bound to eventually prove how much of a garbage player he is - fortunately, for us, he offered a helping hand/an assist today.

I'm watching, and The Thesis aka Pirlo is definitely to blame for this. I do hate Tootsie, and this season has done nothing to change my mind. However, we know how Tootsie was involved in the process of firing Allegri and contributing to the shitshow we're in now.

But hey, Tootsie improved the squad. He bought in champions on high wages like Pussyfag Frenchie, broken goods from Wales, and the Uggo Yugo Kulushitski.

They have guys like Kebaboglu and that nobody Diaz who shoot screamers into the top corner, and we don't even have anyone who can shoot on target. Pathetic. I hope they organize a public flogging and humiliation of Tootsie, Bozo and Der Thesis. Terminate those three with extreme prejudice! I...

I mean, why not play Fagiolo? I'm sure he can at least pass the fucking ball.

Totally undeserved tbh. We've been abysmal for 80+ minutes, possibly our worst performances of the season, and we've had our fair share of stinkers.

The Bad Weed Brazilian is nowhere near good enough to be a starter for a team like Juventus. However, our midfield is so bad, he'll probably stay and get more opportunities next season.

No man. Arse-Tour is an unprofessional POS who cares more about bad weed and house parties. I've seen nothing to suggest that he has what it takes to be an elite level player.

So we just need to be patient for another nine years :tup: :baus:

Those amazing mids Tootsie bought us are doing wonders, working miracles in midfield.

Try Sadass Bozo-Tootsie

Turtles are resilient and graceful creatures. Dybala actually had a couple of shots on goal, and tried to set up Ronaldo, who missed a sitter by his standards. I'm not saying he's having a great game, but at least he's more impactful than that useless leechfuck.

What does it say about random hybrid formations in the Thesis?

I've seen instant replays that play faster than Arse-Tour.

LMAO Sandro

Can we fire Pirlol aka Thesis @ half time? His sad droopy face makes me want to smash my TV. He's beyond a bad joke at this point - it's depressing and not funny anymore.

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Ma Vaffanculo Haters. I hope all the haters and doubters choke on a big fat cock tonight.

I am fake fanning. Anything interesting happening?