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He'd potentially cost less than both Locatelli and De Paul, and he's younger than the latter. He's also more inventive, providing a creative outlet in those tough "lockdown" games. Bringing in both Locatelli and Aouar for circa 50 - 60 million would be insane. A few months ago, we were saying...

We have a great midfield guys - we don't need Aouar. Tootsie got us McNuggets and we have an unknown Lolzilian entity in Arhtur as our main reinforcements in midfield - we can't really complain.

It's an objective list, not one made with the heart but with the mind.

That team wouldn't even win against a bunch of 5 a side scrubs from my local neighborhood :D

I need some of the shit that man is smoking. A sending off clause for a specific team FFS! :rofl: :howler:

Fuck City. I really hope he doesn't go there. In fact, I hope he goes nowhere if he isn't coming here.

I get it. Pele played in the 50s, 60s, retiring in the 70s, never playing in Europe. Again, that wasn't his fault. I think there were certain rules and restrictions back then, forcing him to stay with Santos for as long as he did. If you want to put CR7 in the top 5, we could put him instead...

I don't think it's unreasonable to put Pele in there. For many, he's still the GOAT. I will never put the tax evading garden gnome cunt in my top 5, and CR7 is definitely worthy of a mention, but I'm not going to be biased just because he happens to be playing for us now. 1600201376 Again...

It's subjective, so of course not. Zidane is my favorite player, along with Baggio :D

Khedira doesn't even make my top 500. 1.) Maradona 2.) Pele 3.) Platini 4.) Zidane 5.) Cruyff

I didn't see the Lite there. So, you're saying he's like those shitty beers Michelob Ultra Lite, Miller Lite or Coors Lite :p 1600200545 :vodka:

One red card and his Algerian heritage don't make him a Zidane. Aouar is a very interesting player, but a Zizou he is not. Zidane is arguably one of the top 5 players of all time.

Selling all those guys means Lyon can probably afford to hold onto Aouar for a little while longer, which could be good news for us. Additionally, no European football, means EPL Fags and the Spanish cunts will have their gaze fixated elsewhere. If our midfield is shit, as I anticipate, then...

Big big mistake. We'll regret it, but we say that every season - rinse and repeat.

This should be a priority signing, but let's ignore the midfield and beat our dicks fapping to a soon to be has been Uruguayan vampire.

I think they need money, but they also realize they might get less next summer if things don't go well/he gets injured/contract expiring, etc... We should offer them a 25 million loan + 25 obligation and bonuses or something. I'm sure if we have an agreement with the player, we can negotiate...

It's such a slow and boring Mercato :sigh: The season kicks off in less than 3 weeks and the team is nowhere near ready/complete.

Come on. Fuck this shit. We better have some big surprise lined up in midfield if we miss out on this kid, and it better not be fucking Locatelli. Every single year, we compromise and BLATANTLY REFUSE to strengthen the midfield adequately, chasing after a fat fuck like Suarez in this case. It's...

Fuck off Romano, you EPL Cock Sucking Cunt.

However, when dealing with Egyptian plumbers, electricians and other laborers, the world Inshallah usually entails "I have no fucking clue what I'm doing, I don't really know when or if I can finish the job, but eventually I'll figure something out." 1598572076 Come on Bro. It's easy. Put that...