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Maybe not everything, but it's very important. After pummeling teams in your local league for almost a decade, you need to step up, and we have failed in that respect. The failure isn't so much the failure to win, but the failure to build on what we had, dismantling, arguably, the most...

And they'll sell him for 80+ in a couple of years. Meanwhile Tumorous Tootise is still jerking his micropenis to Icunti and Troll Face Chiesa.

Bro. This season was his 2nd season :D

Alex Sandro? :howler: You must really not watch our games. I'm one of Kebab Senior's biggest detractors (never wanted him here to begin with) but he can't be a problem when he isn't playing. Blaised and Confused is definitely one of the worst - he has regressed dramatically - he wasn't even...

Selling him was definitely not a mistake - he isn't a special player. However, what is truly.and utterly disgusting is seeing that the slothful Kebab and Blaised and Confused are still part of the project, old geezers who should have been shown the door by now.

Blaised and Confused isn't a sloth. He's just an incredibly limited footballer with atrocious technical abilities or lack thereof. Kebab Senior is definitely a sloth, and coming back after a long layoff and considering his age, his slothfulness will only be exacerbated in future. Those two guys...

It'd be hilarious if he fails to get into the Germany squad for the Euros.

I was never a fan. Another eclectic player whose versatility could've been useful, but he was too much of a mental midget to be able to persevere and flourish here.

Nanes is the epitome of garbage. A washed up has been who had a stellar season at Lazio but then vanished into obscurity. He was the Amauri of midfielders. 1580383695 No. It doesn't bore me. It pains me. What bores me is watching how clueless, sluggish and slow our midfield looks. No dynamism...

Our midfield has been trash since we sold both Pogba and Vidal. I'm not a pessimist. We should've done something about it by now. It's been almost 4 years, 4 fucking years since we sold Pogba! 1580381344 Haha. I'll think about it :P :b81:

Dem dere quality options. Pjanic goes down and/or Bentancur gets suspended (likely to happen every 3-4 games) and we're potentially looking at a starting midfield of Der Kebab, Blaised and Confused, and Burnturdeski.

So, BVB have no issues paying up for that Platypus faced Norwegian Mofo (yes, he's supremely talented) but want to fuck us with Kebab Junior? :mad:

Love Nostradamus's arrogance. It's as if Bayern never buy shitty players :howler:

It's ok Bro. We can always get a Britbong player and make spotted dick jokes, or get an Arab and talk about Shawermas. There will always be interesting players to ridicule and censure. 1579711041 The only downside to this sale going through is we'll have to endure Sadass and his spunk all over...

Surely, surely we can get 30 million for Baby Kebab. I mean, the guy is young, has done well in the EPL, is versatile, has his own line of jackets, and isn't that horrible as a footballer.

Did we get him a cake though? We don't want him going all emo a la Yaya Toure @ City.

Mediocre player on high wages. We need to purge most of our midfield players. I can't wait to see a revamped, revitalized quality midfield. It will happen someday, maybe in 2050, but it'll eventually become a reality.

Paratootsie, just like his predecessor and mentor Magotta, sees a freebie, gets a hard on and starts drooling. We just can't control ourselves when it comes to these dud free purchases (Yes, we've made a few epic ones too, but it's been a while now, especially in midfield).

I was unaware that's a Paratootsie special :boh: I'm sure we can get at least 30 million for him. He's young, has that all important EPL experience, and he's eclectic. Now, how's his insta and social media game?

Maybe he should just stfu and stop talking. It's not like he's some amazing footballer with insane talent. Shut up, work hard, and then see what happens. Otherwise, he can just fuck right off and open a kebab stall in Paris or a shawerma joint in Manchester.