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  1. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    Terra non sufficit; spatium quoque volumus. OR La Terra non basta; vogliamo anche lo spazio. We can add these to our slogans/mottos/editcs like Fino Alla Fine and Vincere E La Unica Cosa Que Conta (because why not - talk is cheap after all). 1741732414 Here are our new sponsors:
  2. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    The question is, why would anyone pay 75 million for this sad and pathtic iteration of Juventus? Madrid and Barca are popular because they win, and they have interesting players, winning mentalities, and winning coaches. We have a delusional Muppet Faggot, Pussified PLayers, and a Cunt as our...
  3. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    Retarded club associating itself with cringe pseudo celebs like this shitcunt and other "influencers." These internet famous shitbags should all be placed in specialized camps for Narcissistic retards.
  4. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    Cringeventus
  5. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    We don't have to embrace eveything. It's kinda lame. We're a football club, a sporting institution, so we don't need to immerse oursleves in social and political movements. How about we focus on actually being good and relevant where it actually matters, on the field of play, for a change...
  6. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    The comments section must have triggered a response from the incels in JJ's social media team.
  7. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    It's hard to market a turd sandwich.
  8. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    More like Failegri, expensive, boring, and tasteless ;) :b81:
  9. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    Cold, inedible and expired? :boh: :numnum: :b81:
  10. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    I'm going all in for the pink crop top :D :b81:
  11. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    Are they releasing the JJ Emo Hobo collection this spring?
  12. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    He's about the size of a sushi roll.
  13. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    I guess they're celebating the release of the New JJ Line: Homos and Hobos.
  14. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    :rofl: :howler: I am aware Brotato. It's a running joke on here. We've transformed the word coach into couch. Tbh, Allegri is more of a couch than a coach at this point anyway, considerig he barely does anything and just "sits" there.
  15. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    Our players expend the least amount of energy, and we have a couch who barely couches, so I'd say we're doing our bit as far as CSR is concerned.
  16. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    Who cares about winning? As long as we're winning off the pitch, making foldable lawn chairs and colorful party balloons, that's all that really matters. JJ Baby!
  17. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    Cringe Management is making this club become unbearable. Total sellouts and social media whores.
  18. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khaby_Lame He is a pretty entertaining dude. I like him and Maxim Bady because they seem genuine - their shit isn't contrived or exaggerated.
  19. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    Well, you would, essentially, be using it on Fagiot. Smashing the chair in his face and then around the genitalia (assuming he has any) to prove efficacy and durability of the product.
  20. Bianconero81

    Marketing & Commerce

    Noooooooooooooooooo! I guess we need to cater to The Chinkwees :sigh: