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The Accidental Footballer actually turned into a Pro for a moment there :sigh: 1607886919 It's safe to say he's a dog, considering who he's playing for and where they are in the table :p Come to think of it, I actually like dogs - they're loyal creatures. Fuck The Accidental Footballer for...

Shhhhh peasant. Stick to what you're good at: drinking and hating immigrants.

How about Never? We should actually delete his thread.

Fuck him. Disgusting cunt and a piece of shit limited footballer aka Accidental Sack of Shit Footballer. I'm not mad we lost, just annoyed that we allowed this insignificant peasant to score. I blame that oaf we have in goal for allowing this turd nugget the opportunity to celebrate.

It is indeed a tragedy, that he's playing football and making millions at a job he clearly sux at. The Accidental Footballer is the Cardi B of the footballing world. 1549488826 3 points is nothing for us. We should start the season at -7; it might make for a competitive Serie A :P In any...

And Kouame :numnum: Maybe we can give them back Perin for 20 million :donedeal:

Potentially 18 million for this pseudo footballer? :howler: :fab: must be romancing someone in Genoa. 18 million for this dude, 20 million for Pjaca, and 10 million for Benatia and we are closer to a top CM :D

It's a loan with option to buy set at 8 million. The option becomes an obligation after a certain number of games. That's the word on the street anyway. I dunno. 8 million seems like a paltry sum even for a pseudo footballer like this hack.

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Possibly the worst footballer, if he can even be called that, to play for us since I started watching Juventus in 93. Happy New Year Fuckers :D

:howler: "reinforcement" "3rd best midfielder" This guy isn't even a real footballer ffs! Please stay @ Sporting and never come back. I hope we can ship him off to some unsuspecting mid-table EPL team, but I fear that might not even be possible at this point. I really hope Can can put his...

:yuck: :inter:

-rep for utter nonsense and blatant disrespect towards a far superior player.

-rep for behaving like a child. Don't be a punk; no one likes a snitch :baus: :tup: - - - Updated - - - Disgusting are the ones who want him to stick around ;)

This toxic neanderthal refuses to extricate himself from his binding contract and seek pastures elsewhere, in the process allowing Juve fans the world over to rejoice. Not content with being a limited "player," he is also a selfish one.

We should drug him and send him into orbit. It's so infuriating that he's still here; such a disgusting "footballer."

As long as he leaves and is fooling other clubs into believing he's an actual footballer, I'm happy. I'd rather sell this "Accidental Footballer" for 20 and some other Jabronis for 30 than give Rugani to Chelsea.

-rep for wishing ill upon your beloved Juve. Shame on you man :sigh: :disagree: :andyandbarcelona:

7.) Your existence :baus: :tup: We can keep going. - - - Updated - - - Cairo is a massive shithole; I used to like that place like 10-15 years ago, but it's descended into absolute chaos and the people have become repulsive (can't blame them given the circumstances).

There are some tragedies in life: 1.) Durian 2.) Bangkok Traffic 3.) Thai Taxi Drivers 4.) Cairo's suffocating pollution levels 5.) This thread and the "player" it represents