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Hey but it's jokes from The Simpsons. They must have it's own place:(

The Simpsons are wtaching tv and the Homer says:" Ohhhh I'm tired of all this Tarzans' movies." Lisa replies to him:" Dad this isn't Tarzan movie those people are refugees":) Homer gets captured by aliens, and he is screaming:"Don't take me I have wife and kids, take them":) If you know...

Or this one A man is driving in the taxi, and the taxi is going realy slow. Man tells to taxi driver:"Can you go any faster I will be late to my job". Taxi driver answers:"If you don't like it exit the taxi and go by foot to the job". On that man replies:"Well I'll stay I'm not in that hurry!"

Man buys in store 1kg of lemon, and the vendor asks him:"Sir, do u want a bag for this lemon" and he answers:"No I will be kicking it to my home!!!"