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So who wants to challenge him in rhyming? :D I'll start.. This poem is called: To Lo-Pan Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head. - - - Updated - - - The best thing is Rab...

He's borderline crazy, but he's brilliant :D You weren't around when he used to start threads to share his poems and short stories with us. Most of those were shit, but some were great. http://forum.juventuz.org/threads/30180-scrambled-transmissions-from-the-gutter?highlight=gutter+poem...

You are Molinaro, i am Vialli, you ride a vespa, whilst i steam by in a ferrarri... eat shit dweeb, i'm only interested in the Real, and have zero respect for megalomaniac vermin, who are consumed with narcissistic zeal... Indeed, my ego is vibrant, aware of itself and strong, but I know the...

I just can't stop doing that... don't you see little man, that I have no need for the caress, of virtual scum who act like men online, but only feel comfortable in a dress??? your willingness to battle, shows so clearly, that you hold ignorance, and the support of mentally enfeebled mormons...

More like 10 minutes Exactly Mirko's absence made us predictable yesterday. What you thought will make us predictable against the big ones in the CL, was exactly what would have made us less predictable and more dangerous. In short, you were dead wrong. Have the decency to admit that.

Yeah, we badly needed that link between the midfield and attack, which Mirko regularly provides. I completely agree with Rab. Yesterday it was painfully obvious that we needed a man in that hole. Since Mirko wasn't ready to start, Pogba was really needed there. I begged Conte since the 30th...

It's not away from Licht's foot, but it's a straight line. The line should go from right to left in a small angle, so yes, a very small bit of Mandzukic's head will be offside. What I'm saying is that even if it's offside, it's an offside that only a camera could notice, not a human eye...

Not a word about the attack, @Lo-Pan? You're claiming for weeks now in all your long posts that Matri-Quag is the way to go against these big teams in the CL. Isn't it a little unfair that you don't even mention this now?

Marty needs funds and you're our most valuable possession. We'll be forced to sell you.

You do know that if the forum votes who to send to Bayern forums, your new username will be Huschnitzel and you'll spamming Bayern forum's Dzeko thread, right?

It doesn't matter what they said, we have eyes :D On TV it looked offside for sure, but I guess we all missed Licht's trailing foot there. Just put a line from that foot upwards and you'll see that it's on line with Mandzukic's head. Even if it's offside, it's by a centimeter or two. In such...

His post match comments disappointed me even more. It's not like he was 100% wrong with what he said, but he sounds like a Pescara coach saying how his team just isn't ready to face the best in Italy. He literally said that Juve are way too far behind Europe's best. Even if true, you just don't...

They will also have Boateng and that Basque midfielder back for the 2nd leg. Beh, if nothing else, we'll surely be less nervous next week and we might adjust better to their game plan. Bayern won't change anything now that they saw how tonight's tactics worked perfectly.

It will be interesting to see how Seba tries to help Padoin against Ribery :D

Everything except for the hands. Everything you're allowed to score a goal with. In this case Mandzo's ugly head puts him offside. Actually, I might be wrong. Mandzo's head could be on line with our defender's foot.

I might be wrong, but from what I remember, Pirlo and Barzagli had their worst match in a Juve jersey. Maybe Barza had worse matches in 2010/11 season, but under Conte this was his worst. Wrong time for two such important players to have the worst night in black and white.

Badass_The biggest Juve fan on this forum I agree though. He's definitely among the top 3.

We had only one chance, right? The one right after Seba and Mirko were subbed in, when Mirko played it for Licht and Vidal's shot was saved by Neuer. One and a half chance if we count Bonucci's header after Pirlo's corner kick cross. It's not like Bayern had +10 chances, but still, it's Juve who...

The tie is probably over, but I say yes, why not achieve to score the first goal? If we do that, especially in the first half, then we won't need to leave too much space behind until the ~70th minute because both teams will play more carefully. The problem with the space we are going to leave...

I really doubt that both Matri and Quag would have started if not for Mirko's flu and Cambiasso's challenge on Giovinco. I get Conte for starting those two, even though it was clear as day that there was no way that kind of players to be of any use in such a match. What I don't get is why did he...