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  1. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    We'll be the judges if you look nice or not. Post a photo, any photo where we can see you. Plus, you'll definitely be better looking than 99% of the ugly bunch posting in juventuz. Snoop for example is so ugly that the last time he posted his photo the server crushed and he's not allowed to...
  2. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    We can see the one on the left and see that she' hot. There is a huge shadow over your face and I can't even see how you look. I can only see blond hair and almost nothing else. Post some other photo.
  3. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    http://forum.juventuz.com/showthread.php?31758-What-are-You-Doing-Right-Now&p=2922061&viewfull=1#post2922061 The answer to your next question is: No, she's not the one on the left. :D
  4. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Oh, I thought she just came out of the closet. No worries then if she survived the first week.
  5. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    You just said that you're a girl. Now noone will take you seriously anymore and they'll all try to impress you. Eventually, the boys will scare you away from here. Just wait and see :D
  6. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Fatal mistake you made there.
  7. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Hey, Cockney, do you by any chance live in Del Boy's neighborhood, in Peckham? :D
  8. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Yeah, we simply ask to put it "between the boobs". :D
  9. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    I learned the word recently too. We don't even have a word here for that.
  10. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    We still don't understand you.
  11. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    True, the cat is a girly animal. A guy owning a cat is no different than a guy owning a barbie doll.
  12. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Probably some other cat did it. Yeah, really strong cat you had :D
  13. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    They aren't tools, they are food. And if I can't eat them, then I find them useless.
  14. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    Wow, that's so sweet and interesting. I want to buy a cat now.
  15. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    25 more cats and Snoop will see how good Muslims feel in paradise.
  16. Alen

    you hungry for love? failed with your own species? try a pet instead

    One of the most useless animals.