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it was hilarious.

Two guys were lost in the Sahara desert. One is David, the other is Michael. They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like an emirate with a mosque in the middle. David said to Michael, "Look, let's pretend we are muslims, otherwise we'll not...

I'm sure most of you have heard this one before: A black baby was given wings by God. The baby asked "Does this mean im an angel?" God laughed and said "Nah nigga, you a bat."

a friend of mine BBM'ed me that joke yesterday!

A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him. The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to the...

most of the time these British SMS jokes are really lame

A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public. At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door...

hahaha both were great!

:lol2: fantastic

Birmingham, Alabama?

juve_curr, this thread is for JOKES, not actual events

:D that's a good one...and they bought him for what, 17 mil. pounds or something? :howler: :howler:

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping through the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. 'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.' The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a...

:howler: @ the Governator

:lol: @ MJ!!!

:lol: 2 3 were gr8

haha good 1