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  1. ßöмßäяðîëя

    The Official I Want to Kill This Player Thread

    But how would you kill them, that's part of it. I would kill Gareth Bale by using his need to fuck sheep against him. I would put Andy in a sheepskin outfit and have his dick cut off because Andy's ass is packed with glass. Just watch that fucker bleed out afterwards.
  2. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    Gareth Bale, because he's Ryan Giggs' son.
  3. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    Sperm John..... Great fuckin' name...
  4. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    When he gets to Hawaii to get his favorite food, it'll be Pearl Harbor! The Japs will kill one of their own!
  5. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    :lol2: :lol: Me too, I would love to do it like this, tell him that there is a Hawaiian pizza in his native Hawaii, then turn back the clock to December 7th, 1941.
  6. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    :lol: No, I only did that to The Soaker.
  7. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    Kaka. I would tell him not to go into the corner because there was a proximity bomb there, but then I would just run over there and blow us both up.
  8. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    :lol2: Best thread ever...
  9. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    No one argued that, not even I would do that. The internationals speak for themselves.
  10. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    So a 25% winning percentage?
  11. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    Ohhh I like it, where would you put them?
  12. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    I think I'm -1 then, because I'm behind you.
  13. ßöмßäяðîëя

    The Official I Want to Kill This Player Thread

    Hate you, not at all, you are psycho and sexy, I obviously want to mate with you. And as far as killing players, I started the thread, bro. i want to watch the world burn.
  14. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    EDIT: I think Delpie and Neddy have played in 2 CL finals, Soaker, 1........who else?
  15. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    Ballack is one of the best players internationally and club wise in the last 10 years. Trust me, after what he did to Bayern, I have very little love for him, but he has been on the squad for a WC final, 2 CL finals, the semi's to the Euro, and won 3 Bundesliga championships (03, 05, 06), 3...
  16. ßöмßäяðîëя

    The Official I Want to Kill This Player Thread

    Why them? They are shadows of their former selves.
  17. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    So Mourinho is a player?
  18. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    I wish that wasn't only a dream.
  19. ßöмßäяðîëя

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    Worm tape or tape worm.