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At a base level, you're 100% right. Monkey? Might want to rethink that one, banana man.

Andy Reid definitely had a heart attack.

I mean, we kind of are. We pretend to care about athletes' lives, but we don't at all. When it happened, I knew EXACTLY what happened. They say this has never happened before, but I immediately recalled Foe, Eriksen, that guy in Brazil. In football that shit happens all the time, compared...

Jack......knows American Football? Word. Geno Smith, baby. WVU product.

Damn, I just got off the phone with L'Mercus Spartercution and he was pretty sure Dru is gay. Just saying.

It's all good, @Nomuken, you can come live with me in the flooding mountains. PS Don't be brown.

Leonardo Da Vandownbythelakei.

Hell, LA is going to collapse before them. LA hasn't allowed watering of plants since 1987 and they all wonder why their precious mansions keep getting burned down to the ground. Fuck SoCal.

I have but one thing to say: I love your signature.

Slammin' Sammy Coates needs to start catching balls, like my sister.

That's what I'm doing too. :tup:

Word Life.

Waiting on MNF and hanging in Columbus. I'm in a hotel room by myself and waiting a bit to go get dinner while sucking back a few SN Pale Ales.

Erpenski Auto Parts!

That shit looked dumb as fuck. Obviously an attempt to draw them offside, I think, but only snap if they jumped.

Stevie Johnson the cereal arsonist?

So what did you guys just talk about? I only read posts ~5 lines long or less.

Manziel to QB black hole. Like 5 QBs taken by Cleveland in the past 8 or 10 years, how many of them do you remember? Brady Quinn? Who was that guy from Kentucky they took 1 overall? Couch? - - - Updated - - - Was it Tim Couch?

Meh, I don't mind it. I miss the days when we could beat our Jew slaves.... :shifty:

I heard he's number one on Dallas' board, and I'm not kidding.