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  1. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    has one of the highest workrates in the pitch of any striker in the world yeah the lazy bum
  2. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    tell me about it, im up to my neck is it
  3. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    so how many goals will he score in his first season everyone?
  4. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    this cant be happening anyone else drenched in semen
  5. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    so is this 100%, swear to god if something happens ill have a complete breakdown
  6. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    I will lick marottas bald head dry if this deal goes through
  7. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    Tevez...
  8. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    get everyone to invade the arsehole forums
  9. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    im cumming by the bucketload here
  10. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    :agree: - - - Updated - - - :agree:
  11. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    Im officially excited, ive told myself I was never gonna get excited with transfers until they are confirmed but fuck it YES TEVEZ-LLORENTE IS FUCKING SEX
  12. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    Think of the possabilities next year Pellissier - Gilardino - Iaquinta
  13. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    :tuttosport:
  14. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    Government is flying millions to Tasmania to escape the floods, although many would rather drown than go there
  15. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    :cry: but if we do get tevez my penis will be like niagra falls I will flood a small village
  16. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    my penis is done exploding, ive been disappointed with our 'attemped' transfers penis exploded with Berbatov, RVP, Veratti and more. my penis will only explode when I see tevez on the field for us, then and only then will I throw I gigantic party in my pants
  17. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    :lol: thanks bet he sleeps like a baby now
  18. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    :lol: really, someone send me the source
  19. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    Galipo's are great, but teves is better
  20. Mr Chocolate

    Carlos Tevez

    :agree: